Calvin and Hobbes (via vehxt)
Me (via stayy-for-tonight)
So I’m scared out of my mind that I won’t be able to find a specific pathologist or audiologist job in New York City so while I’m going to school I’m teaching myself how to code, because I figured tons of companies need little peons like me to do the grunt work for their sites and I can at least have a job until I find a position in a hospital, doctor’s office, or school. Sounds good, right?
"Ann is the greatest human being ever invented."
I especially love how Ann smiles when Leslie calls her all those things.
THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETY
THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE
THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERS
THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAU
BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSE
AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEAN
HOUSES ARE SO COOL